"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago
fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over
biggest plot twist in all of history
*patiently waits 34787894745 years for sequel*
MRW I watch the “ray rice makeup tutorial” video and all the top youtube comments are defending ray rice, blaming his wife, or saying “but men can be victims too!”
What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
look at this picture
when you see it, you cannot unsee it
it’s a woman
PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT
it took me 5 minutes to find her
I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT
Homeless man hides his problems by drinking and sometimes picks up girls in NYC.
I think that this video is striking a chord with people and they focus on his ability to pick up women but for me I can’t shake his obvious unhappiness.
That being said I found him to be interesting and I watched the whole video without pausing.
The dude in the sunglasses though clearly checks himself out in the mirror 4x before leaving his apartment and never misses the opportunity to tell you about his Saturday night.